Everything that happens is part of jehovah's purpose, isn't it? If they doesn't like what has happened in Ireland, he and his Irish-content wife should take issue with how their Bronze Age god is working out his purposes.

Maybe WT should build their new headquarters in someplace more attuned to their moral outlook... like Saudi Arabia, Iran, or the territories occupied by isis.

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Vacation Time: You want me to use my personal vacation to attend the D.C.? Something i feel is a load of B.S.and waste of my precious time

by goingthruthemotions in

so you all know that my wife is still blinded....i am well awake and so are our son's.

so she is expecting me to use my vacation time from work to attend the d.c. waste 3 days of dribble from the cult.

what of waste of time....yet i will do it to keep the peace.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

i am well awake and so are our son's.

I hear there is a particularly serious strain of Man Flu expected to hit your neighborhood this summer. You and your sons can expect sweating, stomach cramps, headaches, flatulence, and explosive diarrhea for a couple of hours every morning until the uninfected female leaves the house. Then the males will feel fantastic and have fun for hours until the uninfected female returns home and the men's symptoms return.

The worst of the symptoms last for about 3 days. And it's quite likely that the infection will be preceded by the rumor that a man's coworkers have exhibited the same symptoms a few days earlier.

No need to see a doctor for this. Doctors have received worldly higher education from Satan's system and most of them believe in evolution. I suggest relying on Jehovah to see whether he can protect you from Man Flu before the crapvention (he can't) or provide you with speedy recovery after the crapvention (let's just pretend that he can).

Edit to add: I'm starting to feel sick to my stomach and dizzy just thinking about ever attending a crapvention again.

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Parody of Brother Lett Asking for Your Money

by OnTheWayOut in

even if someone may have posted this, it's worth another post.. hilarious parody.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-kvrqwwgnq&feature=youtu.be.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Here's some clips from a future JW broadcast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9122cWbiRU

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The "Final Push" before the GT!!! I think they REALLY believe it!

by DATA-DOG in

i don't know if i have shared this with everyone, but there seems to be a new theocratic term, at least in my circuit.. the term is "final push.

" wtf does it mean?

well, an eldub said that the gb are "all in" with warwick and they might spend all their money on the project.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Technically, I think it's JWs that are expected to make the final push, while the GB is making the final pull.

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By “evolution,” we mean “macroevolution”—apes turning into humans, for example.

by FadingTruth in

august 2015 awake .

quote in title taken from article footnote.. anyone have information on who gene hwang and yan-der hsuuw in the article are?.

why do they repeatedly state that apes turned to humans when that's not what evolutionists teach at all?.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

we share 96% of our genome with Apes

The genome of men is more similar to the genome of apes than to the genome of women.

I use that to excuse my sense of humor and behavior on many occasions.

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The "Final Push" before the GT!!! I think they REALLY believe it!

by DATA-DOG in

i don't know if i have shared this with everyone, but there seems to be a new theocratic term, at least in my circuit.. the term is "final push.

" wtf does it mean?

well, an eldub said that the gb are "all in" with warwick and they might spend all their money on the project.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

This "final push", will it last another 40 years or 120 years?

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"We can't even talk with you anymore! You react very abruptly"

by stuckinarut2 in

so that was the line used by an elder the other day to me!.

he implied that i react badly when spoken to by the elders.. i corrected him and said: "no, i'm always happy to have a conversation.

but what you seem to be implying is that unless i sit and accept and take everything you say, then i am being defensive?

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

"We can't even talk with you anymore! You react very abruptly"

Okay, were they talking to you at the time or did they write this in a letter. Because if they were talking to you when they said they can't talk to you, that just makes no sense.

I assume that what they mean to say is, "We can't lecture you anymore because you've become too intelligent to listen silently like a brain-dead JW zombie."

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

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